Imagine. A charismatic, aging French rock star will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover, or your pet. Can write in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). Seriously, the guy's a genius. I'd suggest you pay him about $200, but he's a softy and a socialist so he'll charge you on a sliding scale if you seem nice. You supply a name, theme, or phrase, he'll record you a song. Oh come on. The perfect gift for the person who has everything.